Thursday, April 24, 2008

Minion Downsizing: Success!

After extensive analysis and testing of the flannel samples, I have developed a successful minion downsizing formula. I tested it first on Minion Red Shirt when he returned from his inter-dimensional travel, and he is now back to normal size. I just finished injecting the remaining affected* minions**, and they're already showing improvement.

*Iron John approved Minion Brad's continued treatment of first formula. Brad has asked Evie for help in finding a suitable brassiere.

**Minion HJ-4242 remains unsighted. Dollhouse furniture has been rearranged and the living room has been repainted with left-over taupe from the operating room. Both of these took place during the night when no one was present to witness the minion's movements. I'll inquire about surveillance cameras.

2 comments:

Camille said...

It appears you can now update your to do list.

Dr. Foxtrot said...

Ah yes, you are right. Thank you for reminding me I must not get so caught up in my successes that I neglect my other responsibilities, such as keeping all paperwork up to date.