Progress notes for first round of testing.
Minion 23
Negative growth stopped. Adjusted dosage. Minion 23 has begun lactating.
Minion Brad
Lactation has continued. No other apparent change. Brad has requested continued treatment so that he may make extra money as a part-time wetnurse. I've forwarded Brad's request to Iron John for approval.
Minion HJ-4242
Still have not located minion, though dollhouse bed looked rumpled this morning.
Minion Red Shirt
Doubled espresso dosage, with addition of chocolate syrup. Minion's vibrations dramatically changed frequency, causing him to synch up with the frequency signature of an alternate dimension and suddenly disappear from this one. Expect minion's return when caffeine wears off.
*Note: Flannel samples are proving even more helpful than expected. I should have a new batch of tests ready early this week.
**Extra note: Torbjorn has been in the offices constantly the past couple of days. It's beginning to become a frustration. He keeps asking me to tell him the names of the koi fish every time I try and follow up on canceled appointments for annual physicals.
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