I am pleased to say that the Grand Opening Gala was quite the event. We had a good minion turn out and completely ran out of tongue depressors. I wore a pair of gloves to keep my hand from being cold, though they did get badly stained with fruit punch.
Evie and I both feel that we've made a positive stride forward in PR here at the bunker. A couple of minons even requested that Evie take their blood pressure. Some irregularities there, by the way, I must look into it.
I am quite pleased, as well, at the number of minions who volunteered to stay after the gala and help Evie tidy up. At the rate they're going, the infirmary should be spotless in no time.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Addendum to Previous Report
Greatest apologies, Iron John. My previous report was prematurely cut off by GIR as he rushed to aid Minion 23 in letting go of Evie. In the commotion, GIR caught the power cable and ripped it loose from the outlet.
My final note, completed: Perhaps I should begin work on a combination vaccine for *Ebola, Polio, and cowpox.
*I think it would be impractical to add the Black Death to the combination at this time as it is expensive.
**Unless you decide otherwise, I will likewise not include the chicken pox vaccine. I seem to recall you making a comment the other day about the comedic value of chicken pox, and I would not want to deprive you of your entertainment.
My final note, completed: Perhaps I should begin work on a combination vaccine for *Ebola, Polio, and cowpox.
*I think it would be impractical to add the Black Death to the combination at this time as it is expensive.
**Unless you decide otherwise, I will likewise not include the chicken pox vaccine. I seem to recall you making a comment the other day about the comedic value of chicken pox, and I would not want to deprive you of your entertainment.
Amended Gala Menu
Due to an incident in the kitchen, the catering for the Grand Opening Gala has been significantly restricted. However, our extra shipment of tongue depressors has arrived on time and Red Shirt's condition has been stablized.
With Evie's help and supervision, GIR has begun putting up decorations for the party. Torbjorn, who proved so useful in refurbishing the operating room, has not returned since he and Evie had a discussion yesterday afternoon. I get the impression they've had a falling out, but all Evie cares to say about it is that they've "grown apart."
Minion 23 has been making constant visits to the infirmary in the past two days. After cessation of treatments with my first serum, the lactation has stopped. I can find no reason for his visits, but he keeps insisting that he needs Evie to give another shot. While I find no evidence of it in his charts, he insists that he is behind on his vaccinations. He refuses to let me administer the injections, citing the coldness of my hands as the reason.
Today alone Minion 23 has been vaccinated for smallpox, Ebola, polio, cowpox, and the Black Death. Minion 23 is looking rather unsteady on his feet. Evie has offered to help him into a chair, and he seems to be having trouble letting go of her. Hrm... must be an vaccine interaction problem. Perhaps I should begin work on--
With Evie's help and supervision, GIR has begun putting up decorations for the party. Torbjorn, who proved so useful in refurbishing the operating room, has not returned since he and Evie had a discussion yesterday afternoon. I get the impression they've had a falling out, but all Evie cares to say about it is that they've "grown apart."
Minion 23 has been making constant visits to the infirmary in the past two days. After cessation of treatments with my first serum, the lactation has stopped. I can find no reason for his visits, but he keeps insisting that he needs Evie to give another shot. While I find no evidence of it in his charts, he insists that he is behind on his vaccinations. He refuses to let me administer the injections, citing the coldness of my hands as the reason.
Today alone Minion 23 has been vaccinated for smallpox, Ebola, polio, cowpox, and the Black Death. Minion 23 is looking rather unsteady on his feet. Evie has offered to help him into a chair, and he seems to be having trouble letting go of her. Hrm... must be an vaccine interaction problem. Perhaps I should begin work on--
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