Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Addendum to Previous Report

Greatest apologies, Iron John. My previous report was prematurely cut off by GIR as he rushed to aid Minion 23 in letting go of Evie. In the commotion, GIR caught the power cable and ripped it loose from the outlet.

My final note, completed: Perhaps I should begin work on a combination vaccine for *Ebola, Polio, and cowpox.

*I think it would be impractical to add the Black Death to the combination at this time as it is expensive.

**Unless you decide otherwise, I will likewise not include the chicken pox vaccine. I seem to recall you making a comment the other day about the comedic value of chicken pox, and I would not want to deprive you of your entertainment.

3 comments:

Debbie said...

Sor-ry!

Bloodthirsty Teddy said...

I remember the black death. Not much of a party time, I can tell you.

The One and Only John said...

We don't have any access to the Black Death anyway, tell him to piss off next time.